Apres moi le deluge
“I'm battling monsters, I'm pulling you out of the burning buildings/ and you say I'll give you anything but you never come through.”

littlesmartart:

motivating tos triumvirate! thinking about making these into stickers or a postcard

dedicated to searchingforspock, hope these can cheer you up <3

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I just love how this movie depicts them as a regular family.

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

Why is it that you freak out at the idea of fingering? I didn’t put that prostate in you, Jesus Christ did and I’m sure he had a good goddamn reason, buck the hell up.

- Actual conversation between two straight guys at my bar tonight (via trickwolves) -

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

gaylumberjack:

Guess which one is military.

katorra:

Sokka + Art

Requested by jadefyre

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

rebelliousmom:

manhatingfeminist:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

real talk

assbutts-initiative:

halireblogs:

rebelfreakat221b:

but-renner:

ryanislast:

corrahlovesyou:

considerthishippie:

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.

think about all the sex

There are two types of people.

If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.

… three. Three types of people.

me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

track name: my favourite section of My Immortal
artist: dajo42
play count: 276620

pizzaback:

dajo42:

this gets pretty loud be careful

I had never even considered the range of emotions these two go through in this part